Wednesday, February 22, 2012

10 Reasons to Date/Marry a Lady Runner

The continued prayer is, “Lord keep me focused. Keep my mind stayed on You. Help me to bring You praise. I know You believe in me. Please help me in my unbelief. Amen.”

1) Lady Runners won’t hog your computer. We only need it to check our stats.

2) Lady Runners won’t spend ridiculous amounts of money on shoes…. Unless they correct over-pronation.

3) Lady Runners don’t feel jealous of supermodels. We feel jealous of the guy getting a run in while we’re on our way to work.

4) Lady Runners don’t complain about their weight. Lady Runners do something about it!

5) Lady Runners are easy to shop for. You can spend $200 on a new watch or $2 on a wrist band. We’ll love ‘em both.

6) If you forget a birthday or an anniversary, you can present your Lady Runner with a printout confirmation of the Half you just registered her for and she weep with joy over your generosity.

7) No matter what is going wrong, an easy 3 will likely fix it.

8) Lady Runners don’t care where you choose to go on vacation…. As long as there is a running trail somewhere.

9) Lady Runners don’t expect you to understand. We know you don’t get us.


10) The Lady Runner is 10 times hotter than the Lady Gamer.

I'm sure I could have come with 10 Reasons NOT to Date or Marry a Lady Runner, but this was more fun.


  1. Love it!
    We are probably more of a go-getter, goal making and goal achieving kind. Which means, we set goals that are realistic yet still a challenge but nothing a determined mind can't overcome instead of those who set lofty dream goals.
    That also make us pragmatic and realistic!

  2. I was always going to end up with a runner as it's the only place I ever hung out... (and the babes are far hotter)